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12 October 2007 @ 02:57 pm

Do you see Century Gothic text??? cuz that's what i wrote. I copy, pasted the thingie you sent me, deleted Verdana & put in Century Gothic. Now I don't know if it's working.

How am i supposed to change colors in HTML...i'm pouting....you can show me when i come over to hang with you guys.

I don't like this...why can't i just have a drop down list of fonts to choose from? This is the 21st century, other people should do the grunt work for me.

Ok...that's enuf of this...i'm posting so i can see if this worked

What is del.icio.us?  I see it on all these blogs I read.  And about all these blogs I read.  Either it is sooooo easy to make these things or I am so cyberspacically inept cuz I am just capable of sucessfully logging into my email on the first try.  So...anyone out there who wants to buy me a random gift since no holidays or personal celebrations loom on the horizon....I totally want the complete The New Yorker DVD collection.  Scratch that.  I gotta get out of this compulsive addictive consumerist frame of mind.  Money doesn't make the world go round, but if you have enough of it, you can stay on your metallic teal carnival horse for another spin or two.  Yeah, lame, that's the one I always got stuck with, cuz some snot nosed cooterhead & her baby brother were always hogging up the Snow Queen's sled.  I'm bored out of my mind.  Stephen is meeting my parents in Marianna so they can have Junkins for the weekend.  Before I knew what I was saying, I volunteered my truck to Kelly for keg pickup in the morning.....I'm praying she means "morning" in the loosest sense of the word.  Fat Castro cannonballed into my Kool-Aid!!  The Bravo Channel is mine....not only that....let's face it...it's the Fag Hag Channel......the only questionably gay man she knows is so far in the closet, he keeps himself warm at night with vintage Yves St. Laurent Rive Gauche collection.....pre-Andrew Kunanan Versace.....whatever, sister.....that just makes you pathetic, not fabulous.  She didn't even get excited that Vera Wang debuted her off-runway collection, Simply Vera, at Kohl's on 9.8.07 & then pissed cuz our Kohl's is not open yet...so not ready for the Bravo Channel....she can't handle the watermelon-ness.  I gotta feng shui my personal relationships for Rice fucking Krispies!  OOOOOOOOOOOH......I was watching Thursday night's Jeopardy on DVR & guess what one of the contestant's name was?......Shweta....like beige shweta......I wanted to know if her stawmuck hurt.  That was a great Jeopardy....I laughed, I snorted, it moved me.  What exactly are blogs.....I like to go to sparehed.com a lot cuz they talk about weird shit sometimes....but most of the time I just really don't know what's going on in there.  Am I actually supposed to be reading these blogs or should I know the person to read them....I mean I know I can legally be browsing their site....but it is supposed to make sense to the casual surfer who just accidently bumped into that particular link?  No one loves me....gonna go eat worms. 

Current Location: At home...yay...it's Friday
Current Mood: relievedrelieved
Current Music: none...catching up on my New Yorkers still....11 more pages to go
21 September 2007 @ 12:20 pm
I am reading an article in this month's first TNY.  In the fiction contribution, a young man in an ESL class stands up and announces, " My wife and I love America.  We want to show it our respect by learning to speak its language."  If you want to gibber in the Russian of the motherland while making latkes in the privacy of your own kitchen...black your eye out, man.  But we took in your tired, hungry asses yearning to be free....show some fucking gratitude!  Nuf said. 
Current Mood: aggravatedaggravated
18 September 2007 @ 12:32 pm
I just posted a comment to one of my friend's journal & it posted me as user "anonymous"....weird....cuz i tried to post under my username one time & i was denied until i validated my email address.  So i can anonymously talk shit about you or make comments about the minutiae of your life, but not as your friend.  Makes all the no sense in the world. 
15 September 2007 @ 01:59 am
My fingers are on fire....i bit all my nails off too short....and now it's painfully uncomfortable to type.  I'm in one of those moods....the Xanax must have kicked in.  I borrowed some SATC DVDs from a friend & she was VERY nazi about the absolute kid gloves with which i should treat them.  This is one of my dear friends so I take her with a grain of salt....but i am also mildly hurt by her militantly repetitious insistence that i not fuck them up.  Her attachment to these is probably in the vein of my manic paranoia with anyone other than myself handling my Mickey Mouse (a stuffed doll who i've had since i was 3....and so attached am i to this particular item that my parents once DROVE from Luxembourg back to Switzerland to rescue him from the chateau at which I had left him).  But I am one of the most compulsively anal people that i know.  My afffinity is for books....and with the exception of my fluff reads (the stray romance or summer read), all of my books look as if they have never been read as I am that careful with them.  I still remember having to purchase those weird cotton gloves that musicians who play handbells wears in order to handle a friend's comic book collection.  I'm not sure what she thought i would do with them....stick them in the toaster....use them to play frisbee golf.  Nonetheless.....as careless as i might be with my own possessions that i deem insignificant.....i always treat borrowed items as irreplacable artifacts on loan from the Smithsonian.  And I know she didn't mean it the way it sounded....but I feel like she got a vibe that I might treat her valuable with shoddy abandon.  This said....short of playing them in a controlled climate environment, they are still safely in my care without so much as an errant lepton of dust on them.  I know i come off as a spastic nutball, but be assured that defiant social inappropiateness bears no reflection on the way I treat borrowed things (let's just forget about the library/Beverly Cleary Beezus & Ramona incident.  So rest assured, not only are your DVDs in pristine condition.....i've taken them on a lovely vacation to visit my other 2 dearest friends.  So quit stressing....and if you ( you know who you are) were just kidding....well then disregard what i just wrote.....the cheese always stands alone
Current Location: Dothan, Alabama
Current Mood: complacentcomplacent
Current Music: Kimbo's marvyfab ipod playlist
15 September 2007 @ 12:21 am
Hi guys...
I'm visiting my friends, James & Richard, in Alabama.  I love them!!!  I miss them!!!  It's raining so hard here, so we are holed up in the house.  I'm watching SATC (yes, Kelly, I'm treating them like i would a premature infant).  I so needed this....everyone needs a routine dose of fabulously gay men to get their life back on an even keel.  I would be more into them...but everyone is watching the Troy football game....so i've tuned out, naturally.  Anyhoo...just a quick post in case i go missing....you know where i was last seen.  Gonna go smoke now......YES, I'm cheating....but everyone needs a quick ride on the wagon every now & again.