What is del.icio.us? I see it on all these blogs I read. And about all these blogs I read. Either it is sooooo easy to make these things or I am so cyberspacically inept cuz I am just capable of sucessfully logging into my email on the first try. So...anyone out there who wants to buy me a random gift since no holidays or personal celebrations loom on the horizon....I totally want the complete The New Yorker DVD collection. Scratch that. I gotta get out of this compulsive addictive consumerist frame of mind. Money doesn't make the world go round, but if you have enough of it, you can stay on your metallic teal carnival horse for another spin or two. Yeah, lame, that's the one I always got stuck with, cuz some snot nosed cooterhead & her baby brother were always hogging up the Snow Queen's sled. I'm bored out of my mind. Stephen is meeting my parents in Marianna so they can have Junkins for the weekend. Before I knew what I was saying, I volunteered my truck to Kelly for keg pickup in the morning.....I'm praying she means "morning" in the loosest sense of the word. Fat Castro cannonballed into my Kool-Aid!! The Bravo Channel is mine....not only that....let's face it...it's the Fag Hag Channel......the only questionably gay man she knows is so far in the closet, he keeps himself warm at night with vintage Yves St. Laurent Rive Gauche collection.....pre-Andrew Kunanan Versace.....whatever, sister.....that just makes you pathetic, not fabulous. She didn't even get excited that Vera Wang debuted her off-runway collection, Simply Vera, at Kohl's on 9.8.07 & then pissed cuz our Kohl's is not open yet...so not ready for the Bravo Channel....she can't handle the watermelon-ness. I gotta feng shui my personal relationships for Rice fucking Krispies! OOOOOOOOOOOH......I was watching Thursday night's Jeopardy on DVR & guess what one of the contestant's name was?......Shweta....like beige shweta......I wanted to know if her stawmuck hurt. That was a great Jeopardy....I laughed, I snorted, it moved me. What exactly are blogs.....I like to go to sparehed.com a lot cuz they talk about weird shit sometimes....but most of the time I just really don't know what's going on in there. Am I actually supposed to be reading these blogs or should I know the person to read them....I mean I know I can legally be browsing their site....but it is supposed to make sense to the casual surfer who just accidently bumped into that particular link? No one loves me....gonna go eat worms.