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psychoberly
27 June 2008 @ 10:17 pm
 To all those who care.......I am here, I am here, I am here!!!!!

I can no longer post at work without fear of Big Brother shadowing my keystrokes & I  never get on the internet at home.

Stephen & I got hitched....so now he has medical insurance....but i mean, no for real, we love each other & all that many splendored shit

I am hating my job finally....surprise surprise....this always happens....becuz I hate to work and I eventually become increasingly misanthropic in direct proportion to how much I actually have to interact with other people.

My kid rocked his FCAT....Fuck you Bush & your NCLB bullshit!

Just got home....it was date night....went to see Wall-E....sooooo cute.....we were gonna pull a double header & go see Wanted but the line was 5 deep....threw up the deuces & bounced.

I am beat.....hopefully will not fall off the face of the Earth for so long again.
 
 
Current Location: my crib
Current Mood: exhaustedexhausted
Current Music: none
 
 
psychoberly
24 January 2008 @ 10:06 am
     So....I think I've purchased the mother of all sketchbooks.  Weighing in at just under 8 pounds...this 10x12" tome is 700 blank pages of  whatever I feel like writing, drawing, pasting, sticking, doodling on them.  I'm so excited...it should be delivered to me sometime next week.  Kinda bummed though...cuz obviously I will not be carrying this around in my purse with me....not very portable.  
    Please let it rain this weekend!!!  Justin made all A's & 1 B on his report card....so besides the usually material requests....i promised him I would go with him & Stephen on a 7 mile hike at Torreya State Park.  I then cajoled my best friend into coming with us.  This day has all the ingredients to become the worst day of my life.....barring that canoe trip heard around the world back in '06 (did you know that Asian people can get sunburns like a redhead in the tropics w/o sunscreen????  me neither.).  Everyone knows that my favorite place to be is on my ass on the foof reading a book.  I don't want to be induced to move, much less HIKE in the woods.....ticks, mosquitos, midges, scorpions, SPIDERS, no bathrooms, public bathrooms, sweat, more sweat, not my sweat.....Why do I let people talk to me on the weekend?  Everyone knows my brain shuts down on 3p Friday & doesn't reopen for business until 5a Monday.  The fact that I brooked no hesitation to replying in the affirmative should have told everybody that I was talking on autopilot.  Oh well.  
     The power of positive thinking.  I will have fun.  I will not be a party pooper.  I will not start whining & beg someone to call rescue services to come haul me back to base camp on a stretcher.  You're outside your goddamn mind if you believed any of that.  I'll be bitching before we pass the first tree & going strong till we make it back to the car.  Nothing like the great outdoors to bring out all the crazy in me!!!  Is there anything about nature that I'm don't harbor fear & loathing toward(s)?.....sun, bugs, parasites, arachnids, dog shit, pollen, trees, grass.  Drain-O martini anyone?  Just kill me now.
     Half an hour till lunch.  Fabulous.  Why isn't it Friday yet?  Not that I'm particularly looking forward to this weekend, but I always look forward to not coming into work.  
     
OK....going to lunch....may this serve as my living will, if I don't make it back alive from this little woodland excursion....Krystal gets first dibs on all my shit.

    
 
 
psychoberly
19 November 2007 @ 02:06 pm
Get your minds out of the gutter!

I am bored out of my mind sitting here at work....and as it so often does.....my mind started wandering off by itself.  That's the first sure sign of bad things to come.

The subject of eating disorders started rolling around up there....so i typed in a few key words into LJ......proana, promia........GROSS ME OUT!!!!  There are websites devoted to nothing more than encouraging (aiding & abetting as i like to call it) others to fall into this realm of madness.  It's just a squidge amusing, as well (I know, I'm going to hell, I'm crossing myself right now....spectacle, testicle, wallet & watch).

Some of my favorites:

- nothing tastes as good as thin feels
- I want my mind to be as sharp as my collarbones & hips
- the greasy fry, it cannot lie, its truth is written on your thigh 

These little nuggets of horse crap are called "thinspirations".....sick little mantras to help you get thru your day calorie free......or little goadings to barf to? Whatevs....i'm disgusted & laughing really hard on the inside all at the same time.  

And how sick am I? Very.  Cuz this is one of the few posts I'm going to make public so that all you sick fucks can get a little piece of my mind all over your unnaturally thin faces.......cuz all I can do is hurl vitriol at the lot of ye.

But hey, more for me.....cuz I never was one to pass up the offer to hang out at Red Lobster.....so phew, at least that's one place i'll never run into your kind.  And if you're a barfer.....Jennifer.......be courteous enough to wait until i'm out of there to do it.....and for god's sake.....make sure the toilet flushes.

Signing off......happy & flirty at 130 (OK....126 according to my last doc's visit....cuz I know your kind are counting)

B
 
 
psychoberly
08 November 2007 @ 12:22 pm

I'm totally DVRing the CSI/Without a Trace crossover episode tonight.  I am soooooo tired.  Gonna go home...chug like a gallon of Smartwater &/or Gatorade...take a sleeping pill & go to bed. I plan to be in REM sleep by 6p.

Old age is a bitch.  And I've been in the darkroom all day which has not helped at all.

AAAAHHHH...it always makes me feel so deliciously belligerent to write bold.  Say it again, makes me shudder!  Is it 3p yet?  Real Housewives of Orange County is back on....get on the train people.  Loves it.  Ugh! 12:30...gotta go back into the red room.

Love you guys...........B

Ron......I'll see if I can play Scrabulous when I get home...before I pass out.  That is such a nasty word...it's almost as bad as titty.....aaaaahhhhh, I typed it...i hate that word!!  It's sounds like something you'd need hardcore antibiotics to be rid of!!!

 
 
psychoberly
07 November 2007 @ 10:16 am
Sorry the nth degree!!!!!!  Got here at 6a....filtered the rest of the chlorophyll from yesterday.....logged in all the micro dishes that were left.  And somewhere in between the two...people started whining as to why I hadn't started the BODs....it's not my job today, micro is.  Well, apparently Chelsea is going out sampling today so i was supposed to have started her job cuz i get here early....i get here early cuz i leave early.....do I look like Alfred, Batman???

So I'm just now sitting down to have a breather.  

I heard you call last nite I think, but I was about 45 mins into a Rozerem induced sleep...couldn't make my brain wake back up enuf to find my phone.  Having the craziest dreams lately...especially those ones where you wake up into a dream to wake up into a dream....etc.

I'm so rushed...gotta slow myself down....can you give yourself an embolism in your brain???
 
 
 
Current Location: fuckin
Current Mood: bitchybitchy
 
 
 
psychoberly
07 November 2007 @ 10:16 am
Sorry the nth degree!!!!!!  Got here at 6a....filtered the rest of the chlorophyll from yesterday.....logged in all the micro dishes that were left.  And somewhere in between the two...people started whining as to why I hadn't started the BODs....it's not my job today, micro is.  Well, apparently Chelsea is going out sampling today so i was supposed to have started her job cuz i get here early....i get here early cuz i leave early.....do I look like Alfred, Batman???

So I'm just now sitting down to have a breather.  

I heard you call last nite I think, but I was about 45 mins into a Rozerem induced sleep...couldn't make my brain wake back up enuf to find my phone.  Having the craziest dreams lately...especially those ones where you wake up into a dream to wake up into a dream....etc.

I'm so rushed...gotta slow myself down....can you give yourself an embolism in your brain???
 
 
 
Current Location: fuckin
Current Mood: bitchybitchy
 
 
psychoberly
29 October 2007 @ 03:24 pm
That is the question.  I mean.....this is a livejournal.....not a liveforum.  Why do i want other people to see my thoughts.  I mean, isn't that technically what this is.  A place for people who don't like keeping written journals.....to keep a journal?  If you want to chitchat and KIT with friends, don't you do that shit on Friendster or MySpace or etc?  

What if I want to talk shit about someone?  Or talk about my supersecret cocaine addiction (this one is purely hypothetical...cuz anyone who knows me knows that heroin would be my drug of choice...i am way to highstrung for coke)?

Or better yet?  What if my parents found out my screen name so they could look at my posts & comment on them....weird.  And let me say how weird I feel when I find out I've made  a comment on someone's parent's comment to their post (this one might not be so hypothetical).  I mean, I don't care what my folks see.....cuz A, they have no idea about the in & outs of the information superhighway & 2, they don't care.  I'm an adult...they are no longer accountable for the things that i do & they are way past the point of being embarassed by me or have become inured....either/or...meh...who cares?

OOOH....much better....was wondering what was goin' on with the gramma text size.  Yeah, I'm done.....that's about all I want to say to the world.  The rest I'll just feel much more comfortable posting privately to those who know & love me most. Later Earthlings...........B
 
 
Current Location: at the house
Current Mood: glad to be home from work
Current Music: TMBG
 
 
psychoberly
15 October 2007 @ 03:41 pm

Hey guys...what color do you see? Never mind, I just previewed my entry...way to go Ron...cool....I'm so loving this now....wait till i get home & try this out.
 
 
psychoberly
15 October 2007 @ 08:22 am

The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog
 
 
psychoberly
12 October 2007 @ 03:03 pm


OMG....It totally worked...so now i'm trying a new font. So.....how do i change the colors AND the size when i'm in this html thingie. This is soooo fun...i'm gonna make a list of groovy fonts that i can switch it up with.
Except....this isn't gonna be as fun if I can't change size & color.

It's 3:04...i'm debating blowing this popsicle stand or staying till 4 so i can get my 8 hours since i was gone for a while to the doc's. I love my new doctor...he's like the Pringles can man...except he's dark brown.

Ok...now let me see if this post looks different